- President Obama: let’s get the hell outta here.
- Congress: Let’s get the hell out of Libya!
- Says the Fed: What else would like us to do? Send Magical Dancing Fairies to magically make jobs? Perform human sacrifices of CEOs to get them to hire? Create potions? I mean, seriously. Life just sucks.
- Newt Gingrich likes sparkly things. Lots and lots and lots of sparkly things.
- Possibly captured: the strange dude who likes to shoot at buildings. Do buildings feel pain?
- More epic flooding.
- Sweat lodge guru guilty
- A seven year old boy charged with unlawful use of a vehicle for taking his mother’s keys and attempting to drive 20 miles to see his father.
- If only.
- Ladies, your fake tits won’t last forever.
- I like gigantic lattes, but I don’t think that’s helping me.
Late breaking: Whitey Bulger captured! For a Boston girl, this is like Wild Bill being shot down. My grandmother grew up in the South Boston projects with the Bulger family. Billy wound up being the most powerful man in Massachusetts politics; Whitey, a gangster. My grandmother was friends with Billy all her life. Billy headlined Gam’s retirement party. Gam never paid a parking ticket. Never. For a long time, we suspected Whitey was hiding in her cellar in Belmont.
Anyhoo.
