Bernie Madoff

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The World’s Oldest Working Model

Carmen Dell’Orefice turned 80 on June 3, 2011. However,  she isn’t just your run of the mill American octogenarian. Granted, I do know quite a few people over the age of 80 that still go play tennis regularly and go to the casino with their great-grandchildren but I don’t know many who are still working. Dell’Orefice is not just working. She is making money in one of the most fickle fields possible.

Dell’Orefice started modeling at a young age and was featured on the cover of Vogue at the age of 15. Most recently she walked in the Alberta Ferretti show in Italy on January 11, 2011 and in the Vittadini Mercedes-Benz Fall 2011 show in New York on February 16, 2011. Continue reading

The New York Times Would Like You To Know That Bernie Madoff is a Mexican Party Favor

Each day, we open up our digital copy of The New York Times and absurdly mock it (and ourselves) for its insanity. Today we learn that Bernie Madoff is a piñata.

Bernard “Oopsie!” Madoff has 148 years left in his white collar prison for his white collar crime, but you know what? He’s been jilted! Jilted! By who? By the bloodthirsty mobs who think what he did was bad. He didn’t murder anyone for chrissakes, he just had a bad week accounting wise.  Haven’t we all been in the same situation? No? No one here ever lost a small nation’s GDP (the Dominican Republic to be precise) before? Whoa. You must be saints. Someone call the Vatican. Continue reading