So, a scientific study was published saying we had neutrinos that were moving faster than the speed of light. That’s crazy right? I mean, seriously, all we’re trying to say is that Einstein was full of crap. If someone is going to try and change the way we think about fundamental physics, it’s got to be reviewed by the best in the field. Why else would journalists report on it?
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Presented for you, the beloved crassholes (all editing mistakes are the original author’s).
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If you’re going to be buying the iPhone 4S, it’s probably time to evaluate what kind of deal you’re going to get by signing a new contract. With three carriers now, people actually have a choice if they want to get involved with Apple’s baller marketing/demon magic team. Here’s a quick breakdown of the three carriers and who you should go with if you are free to choose. Continue reading
Since today is Man Day it seems to be time to talk about the top ten manliest movies of all time. This is a hetero listicle. These movies are all just for real bros who want to hang out and watch other dudes be men while paying homage to hetero-manly-awesomeness. The broads just don’t understand why REAL MEN love these movies so much, so it’s time to explain. Continue reading
It was magical the first time I saw you. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I still don’t know if perfection in such a form can exist. Sure, you were older than me, but who wasn’t when I was 14? That didn’t matter. I was excited. You were always ready to take me somewhere new. You were the epitome of beauty and sex. I will always remember my time with you fondly, with a twinge of remorse, and a longing for simpler times. Continue reading
Here’s another manly pursuit brought to you by the letter ‘W’, welding. I think trying to explain why welding is manly is a bit redundant. (Honestly though, some of the best welders I know are ladies). Welding refers to the fusing of more than one piece of anything (metal, wood, bone) by using heat and/or compression so that it joins into a single piece. Continue reading
It’s time to learn about the Challenger locomotives of the 1930’s.
Let’s do the this thing… Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga (That’s us traveling back in time) CHOO CHOO! Continue reading
Astronomers are ridiculous and scientists are crazy, so what’s next from the people who brought us the THEORY of gravity and a poorly made film set in New Mexico in 1969?
A couple of these guys are coming out of their crazy closet and saying that the Earth may have once had two moons. Continue reading