Alex Pettyfer

3 posts

In A World Where Time Is Literally Money

Imagine a world where the aging gene has been isolated and deactivated for everyone on the planet. Everyone ages normally until they turn 25, and then aging simply stops… forever.

In order to prevent a situation like Star Trek’s Mark of Gideon episode, a device is implanted in all citizens to control how long they live. Rich people can buy as much life time as they want, years and years if they so choose, and the poor, well, sometimes they wake up and don’t have enough minutes to last the day. To avoid overpopulation, time has become the currency and the way people pay for luxuries and necessities.

This is the world that Will Salas (Justin Timberlake) finds himself. Everyone is young, and since it’s Hollywood, most everyone is pretty. Will is a poor young man who is given a fortune of time, though too late to prevent his mother from dying. He ends up on the run from a corrupt police force known as ‘time keepers.’ Continue reading

Soderburgh’s Male Stripper Movie Now Starring Basically Every Hot Guy in Hollywood

Have you heard about Steven Soderburgh’s upcoming film, Magic Mike? It’s a total sausagefest about a veteran male stripper mentoring a newbie. Casting news has come quickly (mmhmmm), with news that Channing Tatum and Alex Pettyfer are set to play mentor and protoge, respectively. It was announced yesterday that perpetually half-naked Matthew McConaughey joined the cast; he will play an ex-stripper who owns the club where Pettyfer and Tatum work. Are you getting hot yet? Not enough? Earlier today the announcement came that Matt Bomer has been added to the cast, and now EW has an exclusive which is sure to steam you up even more: True Blood‘s Joe Manganiello has been cast in the role of Big Dick Richie. Subtle! Obligatory beefcake shot of Manganiello after the jump. Continue reading

I Am Number Four Leaves More Questions than Answers

No one is made of stone, and therefore no one should be expected to resist the animal charms of Alex Pettyfer. No, they should not.

That being said, one can ravish one’s eyes on Mister Petit-Four’s person in a science-fiction-slash-fantasy thriller currently in theaters, known as I Am Number Four. Read no further if you have not seen this cinematic masterpiece.  Spoilers after the jump. Continue reading