Here’s your crappy narwhal picture, EN! Continue reading
The Susan G. Komen foundation has ended its partnership with Planned Parenthood after being subject to intense pressure from right-wing, anti-choice activist groups. Previously, SGK provided grants to Planned Parenthood, so that low-income women could have free breast cancer screenings at Planned Parenthood facilities. Continue reading
Newt Gingrich’s latest plan to stuff the Republican nomination into his barbarous inner stomach flap is to tell Florida’s large Jewish and elderly population that Mitt “RoboTron” Romney once took kosher food away from Holocaust survivors. Continue reading
This picture may be tardy to the party, as it was taken during Michael Jackson’s Tribute Concert in Fall ’11, but I believe we can still have a good time with it.
Mock! Critque! Empathize! Deconstruct! Draw a monocle! Anything, just bring your A game. Continue reading
When I was a teenager, I worked for my grandfather. It was a sort of torture for us both. One year, he had to send out some catalogs and the manufacturers he worked with sent him some literature to include in the catalog. Some of the pages weren’t well made, so he decided that those little plastic reinforcements needed to be put on the little holes in the pages. This meant they needed to be put on all three holes on every single page in every single catalog. I am not sure how many of those little plastic reinforcements I had to put on, but I know that they ordered a case of those plastic rings of death and I used them all. It went on for more than a month. Continue reading
Last night, Super-ginger and NBA star, Blake Griffin, did something no one should be able to do, nor should they do. It was so sick that you actually feel badly for the guy (Kendrick Perkins) whose name will now only be associated with Griffin trying to make the basketball part of Perkins’ anatomy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOpGJI2Njrg
RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 has begun, bitches, and as Miss Ru warns us in the cold open, it’s going to be “over the motherf*cking top!” She wasn’t lying. Join me after the jump for your season premiere recap! Continue reading
You can come out now. Continue reading
That little incestuous monster spawn is still a smug joke of a king, Cersei may get what’s coming to her, and Tyrion perhaps is finally coming into his own. Season two of The Game of Thrones has us so excited it’s like a damnable Westeros Christmas. Continue reading
It was a hard fight that came down to the wire with one edging out the other by only the tiniest of margins, sort of like that whole Santorum/Romney Iowa debacle. Sheesh. Yikes. While we’re renaming things, can we rename both Santorum and Romney? How about Conservatives Unite Moneybomb (C.U.M)? Oops, that’s already taken. Gosh Darn! How could they know what we were thinking? This is probably the best name of anything in the whole world ever! Hipsters need to hire Rick Santorum to be their PR man.
Well, you know, those hipsters who aren’t retired. The retired ones? Yeah, we’ve already got a name for them. Continue reading