Welcome to Crasstalk Fantasy Football 2012

From the desks of mighty cat herders to the sad cubicles of underperforming corporate drones, fantasy football is back to suck up hours upon hours of would-be productive time. The time-suck, like Crasstalk, is alternately fulfilling and frustrating. With that in mind, we figured, we present Crasstalk Fantasy Football 2012. Continue reading →

Super Squats Challenge

ALL RIGHT YOU YELLAH BELLIED SLACKERS! Now that I have your attention, I know you thought you could slack off because I was on vacation with some friends, but now I’m back! Stomachs in, chests out, and 90 degree angles at the knees, you peons shexay beasts! Continue reading →

The Daily Sausage – Tuesday Edition

44% of Missourians are terrible people, more on Akin, the end result of thirty years of sex ed cuts, the GOP’s War On Abortion, the Justice Department and the Virginia Voter ID law, Gary Johnson and the debates, and the best and worst cases against the Obama Administration. Continue reading →

Should Polyamorous People Be Offended by Showtime’s ‘Polyamory’?

The first season of Showtime’s reality series Polyamory is nearing its end and many people are wondering what effect the show will have on the public’s perception of the polyamorous lifestyle (for those who don’t know, polyamory is the term for people who maintain loving relationships with multiple partners).

Polyamory may well have a positive effect, in that it gets people talking about a way of life that’s not familiar to many people. However there are some problems with the show that also may limit the positive effect that it could have on building awareness of the polyamorous lifestyle.  Continue reading →

‘I Hate Douchebags’ is the Douchiest Facebook Group Ever

jeff reed is a douchebag

One of the biggest douchebags I know is constantly posting douchey shit on my Facebook feed. Now, some of the aforementioned douchey shit consists of status updates from his own douchey life, but he’s also extremely fond of posting idiotic image macros from a group page called I Hate Douchebags.

So one day I thought to myself, “Personally I hate douchebags. Why don’t I check out I Hate Douchebags and see what all the excitement is about?” IHD has almost 700,000 followers and it turns out that the people who most hate douchebags bear a striking resemblance to douchebags themselves.

Let’s take a tour.  Continue reading →

The Daily Sausage – Monday Edition

An Unserious Man, Todd Akin and the GOP’s problem with women, the War on Voting opens up a new front, the Bizzaro Tea Party attack on Obamacare, the Income Gap, Unemployment, and Tax Rates, and 14 wacky “facts” from Louisiana’s voucher schools. Continue reading →