One of the biggest douchebags I know is constantly posting douchey shit on my Facebook feed. Now, some of the aforementioned douchey shit consists of status updates from his own douchey life, but he’s also extremely fond of posting idiotic image macros from a group page called I Hate Douchebags.
So one day I thought to myself, “Personally I hate douchebags. Why don’t I check out I Hate Douchebags and see what all the excitement is about?” IHD has almost 700,000 followers and it turns out that the people who most hate douchebags bear a striking resemblance to douchebags themselves.
Let’s take a tour.
Like most Facebook groups for stupid people, I Hate Douchebags is mostly just a collection of moronical sentiments written in the worst possible fonts and halphazardly placed over poorly ‘shopped photos.
No one who has ever used this was actually happy without their ex EX.
Flow chart time! A recurring theme among Facebook Groups for Stupid People is a simmering resentment of the opposite sex. Either it’s the idiotic guys who don’t recognize you for the princess you are, or the evil bitches who constantly hate on “nice guys” like you.
Why is Kurt Cobain posing for an awful painting with Taylor Swift? What is going on here? Oh wait, SHE is the crazy murderer and he’s just a nice heroin addict with flowers and a raging case of Hep-B. I have no idea what exactly this says about douchebags or the douchebags who hate other douchebags.
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There is so much to hate about this. Is there anything more pathetic creepy than a “nice guy” who wants to lecture women about why they’re wrong to go for other guys?
At least the real douchebags don’t have self-esteem issues.
Don’t be promiscuous, ladies, or they’ll call you a slut. Again, these are the guys who hate douchebags. Not the douchebags themselves. Just wanted to remind you of that.
Girls, please stop eating junk food all night long while watching QVC with your cats.
