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British cat owners hungry; name cats after food items.
The most unsettling picture of a shark that I’ve ever seen.
You know that racist joke about Chinese people eating dog meat? One Chinese restaurant in Yorkshire is actually being pushed out of business because of a rumor that they are serving up retired racing greyhounds.
Hey, lushes: value your stomach lining? You might want to try eating some strawberries.
Slate asks: if fertilized eggs are people, will 17-year-olds be able to vote in Mississippi?
Get inseminated for free at Starbucks. It’s the new thing.
The Madoffs tried to commit suicide, and failed at that too.
I hope I’m still spry enough to be trafficking massive amounts of cocaine at 87 years of age.
The olds will be olds.
