Here it is, the last GOP debate hellfest before the Iowa Over-pig anoints a caucus champion. Will grotesque claymation Christmas special-villain Donald Trump show up? See Ted Cruz, the world’s most despised Canadian! Chortle at JC Penney’s Boys’ Department empty suit Marco Rubio! Gaze in sorrow at sad deflated balloon animal Jeb! Bush! Yell back at hateful yell-beast Chris Christie! You can watch it on Fox News at 9:00 PM with your crazy uncle or stream it here.The sad kiddie table undercard starts at 7:00. The Big Kids Table should include Cruz, Rubio, Christie, Kasich, Jeb the Sad Clown, Intermittently Reasonable Rand Paul, and is Ben Carson still running? Yes? Ben Carson, then.
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