Some of you actually saw the “Sound of Music, Live!” I’m willing to bet a lot of you had someone updating their Facebook about how awful it was. Mine was a riot, well, for the most part.
Since it seemed unfair to deprive the Crass Community of such gems, I’ve scoured my feed to bring you the Best of Rowen’s Sound of Music Facebook Feed. Note that there are no mentions of pizza. That could be a plus or a minus.
Regarding the abbey:
Is this a recycled SNL Church Lady set?
Regarding the Von Trapps:
That set was stolen from El Amor Prohibto.
The first rule in this house is discipline. #fiftyshadesofmusic
I’m Freidrich, and I already have offers from Bel Ami.
I’m Kurt. And I’m going to grow up to be a homosexual!
Regarding Liesl’s encounter in the woods:
I didn’t remember how much of this show took place at 2am on the woods. #Lighting #SoMusic
You mean this isn’t Brigadoon?
Rob Ashford directed it?! That’s why it looks like a cruise ship!
Regarding the change to the song during the lightning storm song:
I’ve never thought I’d miss goat marionettes so much.
Regarding Marie’s attempt at making a governess dress:
There was not enough fabric for Maria’s St. Paulie Girl outfit.
Regarding the other characters wardrobes:
Apparently, all Austrian women in the 1940s wore nude character shoes.
Regarding Maria’s fancy party dress:
There’s that St. Paulie Girl dress, again. I’m craving a beer. And some fried chicken
Regarding Maria’s dramatic exit from the Von Trapp house:
The abbey is apparently at Hogwarts.
The Convent is coming from Inside The House!
Regarding the children’s depressed singing:
Freidrich was SO pissed when Kurt hit that Hugh note.
Regarding Maria’s return to the Von Trapps, after Mother Superior told her to gussy herself up and go after an engaged man:
Finally, Maria is dressing for the job she wants, not the job she has.
The nuns know how to straighten hair! Also, loving Previous Postulant’s Power Suit.
Maria’s back! And she’s traded in her ugly pink dress and braid for a Pan Am stewardess uniform!
When did Elle Woods show up?
Regarding the Nazi’s soldiers views on the Von Trapps:
Everyone is so anti-music. It’s like Nazi footloose up in here.
Storm Troopers? This is about to get a lot more interesting!
Regarding the music festival:
Third place goes to the Bene Gesserit.
By this time, everyone was drunk, asleep, or sufficiently charmed by the children and the tweets and things dropped off and or said their “So Long, Farewells.”
