85th Annual Academy Awards Liveblog!

Welcome to the television show about movies, featuring Seth MacFarlane as this year’s host! We’ve been promised a singing death match between Barbra Streisand and Adele. Anne Hathaway will decompose into burlap tatters while giving her acceptance speech for best supporting actress in the character of Fantine. Angelina’s leg make a return appearance, this time without that pesky body to drag around. Join us for all the excitement!

We’ll go with E! for Red Carpet then to ABC for the show.

Here are the nominees check here for the full list:


  • Beasts of the Southern Wild
  • Silver Linings Playbook
  • Zero Dark Thirty
  • Lincoln
  • Les Miserables
  • Life of Pi
  • Amour
  • Django Unchained
  • Argo


  • Daniel Day Lewis, Lincoln
  • Denzel Washington, Flight
  • Hugh Jackman, Les Misérables
  • Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
  • Joaquin Phoenix, The Master


  • Naomi Watts, The Impossible
  • Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
  • Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
  • Emmanuelle Riva, Amour
  • Quvenzhané Wallis, Beasts of the Southern Wild


  • Sally Field, Lincoln
  • Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables
  • Jacki Weaver, Silver Linings Playbook
  • Helen Hunt, The Sessions
  • Amy Adams, The Master


  • Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master
  • Robert DeNiro, Silver Linings Playbook
  • Alan Arkin, Argo
  • Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln


  • David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook
  • Ang Lee, Life of Pi
  • Steven Spielberg, Lincoln
  • Michael Haneke, Amour
  • Benh Zeitlin, Beasts of the Southern Wild


  • Flight
  • Zero Dark Thirty
  • Django Unchained
  • Amour
  • Moonrise Kingdom


  • Beasts of the Southern Wild
  • Argo
  • Lincoln
  • Silver Linings Playbook
  • Life of Pi


  • Frankenweenie
  • The Pirates
  • Wreck-It Ralph
  • Paranorman
  • Brave


  • Amour
  • No
  • Rebelle (War Witch)
  • A Royal Affair
  • Contiki

HELLO! We are live on E!

Jessica Chastain threw down the gauntlet hard and early in Armani Prive. She is perfection.

Amy Adams in De la Renta which is reminiscent of Charlize Theron and Penelope Cruz in Versace but there are worse people to look like.

Channing Tatum is so out of his league, even when talking with Seacrest. The vest isn’t helping him look like anything other than an extra from Wyatt Earp.

Little Q! with her puppeh purse, Sammy!

Blue seems to be a trend. Reese Witherspoon looking cool and comfy in a blue and black Louis Vuitton. Little Q and Amy Adams were both in blue as well.

Octavia Spencer in lovely custard confection.

Kerry Washington has a bow at the waist in Miu Miu and a nude neck/head. Her hair looks undone. Worst dressed nominee.

Daniel Radcliff is dashing, Jackie Weaver is daring with a semi-nude bodice, Chris Tucker’s tie is too big.

Amanda Seifred in McQueen – bold and sexy. Zoe Saldana also went with an edgier look.

Jennifer Lawrence looks angelic in cream Dior with two ton diamonds hanging from her ears. The dress is fit to perfection. Best dressed nominee.

Sally Field is the envy of all Jezebelians, being escorted by Joseph Gordon Levitt.

Michael Douglas – you are a lucky man. DON’T HURT EM, CATHERINE!

Melissa McCarthy is bringing the 80’s glam rock hair and the dress is cut to perfection.

Jennifer Hudson is in blue Cavali made for her. Not a fan of the dress or the hair. Nope.

Charlize Theron is telling everyone that they can go home now because the carpet closed. She shut it down in a white Dior.

Helen Hunt in navy H&M. Okay, do they need the publicity? Meh. Christoph Waltz is a good looking, terrifying, charming man.

Anne Hathaway in a baby pink prom dress with weird boob bullets by Prada. She pulled a Paltrow!

I’m torn with Naomi Watts’ look – it’s like a super classy Vegas showgirl.

Is this the year of the vest? Bradley Cooper in a vest.

Nicole Kidman and her husband look hot.

Looks like everyone is blowing off Seacrest. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck look gorgeous. I want a couples showdown because there are a few that brought the heat tonight.

Why is Kristin Chenoweth interviewing people? Hugh Jackman is a MAN…and so is maybe his wife. KIDDING. She puts up with a lot a stuff.

I’m off to get to my viewing location. Keep up the good work and I’ll see you soon!

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