Jersey Shore Shark Attack Will Be Your Favorite Summer Movie

On June 9th, SyFy is giving us two of our favorite things combined: Jersey Shore party guidos and sharks (and I guess guns too, if you’re into that sort of thing).

In case you missed it, Joey Fatone gets eaten by a shark jumping through the air (inside of a nightclub?).

And doubly in case you missed it, motherfucking Paulie Walnuts in what is obviously an Oscar contender.

I don’t even watch MTV’s Jersey Shore and you can bet your ass that on June 9th I’ll be glued to the couch with a box of wine and self-tanner.

(Source and gif: BuzzFeed, Paulie Walnuts image source, and h/t Robina, one of my favorite disappearing commenters)

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