Before we go a moment further, I want everyone on the interwebs to know that this header image was The Worst to deal with. So there.
Now that we have that biz out of the way, here comes a cold reality. No Bitchy Orange. No Meana Garzilla. No Heidi. No Tim. But we do have Isaac Mizrahi, doyenne of value priced Target fashion lines, and we do have Joanna Coles, a lovely lady who works at Marie Claire and who was a judge on the last regular season of Project Runway.
We also have Georgina Chapman (who?), a former model, a designer, and oh here it is, wife to Harvey Weinstein. Ring a ding ding. Can’t imagine how she got the job.
And, we have Ke$ha. No, that’s not really Ke$ha, although the resemblance is stunning, yes? I’m such a kidder. That’s Angela Lundvall, professional hanger and let’s not forget the time she co-hosted “Alter Eco” with Adrian Grenier on Discovery’s Planet Green Channel. We never will forget that time, will we? It’s still evergreen in my mind.
Is our champagne chilled? Are we ready to witness the lush horrors waiting to be visited upon our retinas at 9 eastern / 8 central this very evening? Have we all said our prayers and made peace with our respective gods? Sweet lord, have mercy on our souls, and le bon temps roulez.
