When you need a break today from your various annoying (is insufferable too harsh?) relatives, make yourself laugh by watching these videos, which all put the theory of evolution in complete and utter doubt.
You know where I like to deep fry a turkey? In a tiki bar, of course. I like how these guys poke a broom at the fire like they’re holding magical brooms, or y’know, water:
“Where should I put the turkey fryer? Here, right under the roof seems like a sensible spot.” This one starts off slow but BRINGS IT by the middle:
At first I thought this video was sort of the Yule Log of Thanksgiving turkey fryer videos, but it quickly evolves into the FIENDFYRE of Thanksgiving turkey fryer videos:
While technically this one is technically a Christmas Eve turkey fryer video, we can watch it today cause WE DO WHAT WE WANT. This video is particularly amusing because everyone stands around staring at a fire growing larger ON A WOODEN DECK with various devices to put it out, and it’s not until a MINUTE goes by that someone finally suggests calling the fire department:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=473QNZss0PM
This video made my throw my hands up in exasperation. You have the damn oil already on fire, three feet from the side of the house, and then you’re going to throw the damn turkey in there? “WHOA!” indeed:
And lastly, here’s a fun PSA on deep frying your turkey. Except this fireman uses a..chicken. Can’t blame the dude, why ruin a perfectly good turkey? You still get the point:
