Tuesday Morning Headlines

Moammar Gadhafi’s son is, it appears, NOT in rebel custody after all, and is saying ‘neener-neener’ to the rebels.

So where’s Moammar?

Dominique Strauss-Khan could walk out of custody today.

Hurricane Irene is now a Category 2, and is headed to the US.

Decent-sized earthquake in Colorado.

Casinos. Casinos are the answer to all of our problems.

The state of Kansas suggests you do not eat meat purchased from shady characters wearing trench coats loitering in dark alleys.

Banks: leading the way in being assholes!

Peckerhead arrested!

Finally.

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