What’s that? You say you’re calling from 2011 and phonecalls in LA now cost two bits? Dude, that like totally bites! It’s bushwa!
Well, as it’s on your nickel(s) I’ll make it quick. They say Los Angeles is the city of Angels but in my experience, it’s the City where everyone has an Angle, so I’ll get straight to the point. My moll and I here have all the latest celebrity gossip, and we just can’t keep it to ourselves, so consider this your lucky day. Yeah, yeah, don’t cast a kitten, we’ll give you the goods, the genuine goods, none of that phonus bolonus. I know you’re hip to the jive, so pipe down, grab yourself a joram of skee, and listen up, old pal.
By the way, do you have any idea who any of these fellas is? Some Limey just gave me this list and told me to read it to you. Some kinda doctor or something, said he was, but he looked like a fly boy to me.
In the cards: in which I freak out a tarot card reader. AGAIN (raincoaster)
Sunday Caption Contest: Spock is Not Impressed with Alexander McQueen (Ayyyy)
Mystery Meat: Sautee Anything! Celebrity Food Truck Concepts. (ManoloFood)
Are YOU a Believer?????/??? Andy Samberg is, thank Tinkerbell! (Lolebrity)
Who is your favorite comedian? And “none of them” is acceptable (CrassTalk)
Rachael Zoe is back, and determined to clothe the world! (BusyBeeBlogger)
I’m wondering if we can enter Rachel Zoe in this (CelebritySmack)
Lindsay Lohan pioneers new frontiers in debasement (CelebVIPLounge)
Oh, lookie: Tila Tequila still exists! (CityRag)
Kings of Leon, bums in Dallas (DailyStab)
Reese Witherspoon will ice you! (EarSucker)
Oh, this should end well. Charlie Sheen in charge of his ex-wife’s rehab (FitFabCeleb)
Stars and their Hummers: photos! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Lady Gaga has the largest collection of Ukranian mail order brides in the WORLD! (HaveUHeard)
Kim Kardashian scores a Wang (HollywoodHiccups)
Do you really want to look at Madonna’s W.E.? (INeedMyFix)
Smells like a lawsuit to me, Britney! (PoorBritney)
Gravity! It works on celebrities, too! (PopBytes)
Hugh Jackman, half naked and wet. You’re welcome (SwoonWorthy)
Selah.
