How was week 1 everyone? Have you been super squatting, hitting it hard, crunching like a cap’n?
If you weren’t here last week, these are the nuts and bolts of our Challenge. Please join our little journey! I’ll explain the shorts but OGs may remember them from our first meeting.
To recap, my goals were to:
- Vigorously exercise at least five days a week.
- 1 Coca-cola/day (I drink Coke like you people drink coffee) without rollovers
- 2 vegetarian days a week
- Restart my 10K training…and keep at it for all 8 weeks.
What really happened in the past seven days:
- 4 days of vigorous exercise (though I did 2 separate workouts on yesterday which doesn’t really count but I wanted to tell you anyway)
- Ha ha
- Ha ha ha ha ha
- Yesterday was Day 1!
1.75/4…FAIL
I’ve decided to change the stakes a bit. Focusing on a vegetarian diet as well as my fitness has proven more than my noggin can handle at the moment, so it’s going to the sidelines for now because fitness is goal numero uno. I’ll be ready to recommit myself as vegetarian (spent ~2 years as one) once I’m comfortable with a fit lifestyle and can go all in.
New goals:
- To stay on my six day per week exercise program. I began the 90 day plan on Monday with 2 friends.
- 1 Coca-cola/day (I drink Coke like you people drink coffee) without rollovers
- Maintain my 10K training.
- No eating after 9:30pm
I lowered the stakes a little bit, to raise ’em through the roof.
I found the shorts in my granddad’s basement and will be using them to make a slutty Ronald McDonald costume for Pride. It’s an absolute imperative that I have a flat tummy prior to Rainbow Fest so humor me while I publicly shame myself to expedite the process. Before :-(. After t-minus 7 weeks.
I DEMAND updates people. I can name names if you disappear on me.
