I’m NewsBunny and you’re not.
Here’s what’s happening this lovely day:
It’s not the culture of letting abusive men get away with molesting children overandoverandoverandover again. No! Catholic priests molest children because of the sexual revolution.
Dominique Strauss-Kahn is still in Rikers. And we’re hearing rumors of giant orgies. Not at Rikers.
Like the unemployed don’t have enough to worry about.
Fourth Amendment? We don’t need no stinking Fourth Amendment.
You, too, can own a piece of the Unabomber.
Newt Gingrich: First he’s an embarrassment to the Republican Party, then he’s Glitterbombed!
And…
In late breaking news, Dianne is a bitch.
Courage.
