I am just opening this so people can stay in touch in the comments if Gawker goes down. I am currently hunting around for news on this. Can I ask that people not post live links in the comments? Let’s keep this place below the radar.

This is so much more interesting than doing my laundry.

Jokes are in the Alt Text.

Dance Break:

Wait, are we sure she isn’t on 4chan?

Sitting in front of the computer for long periods is bad for you…

For Adrian:

For Swifter:

Gnosis seems like a really lame name. Can’t they come up with something with a little sass.

More suspects:

Oh Christ, now we’re at this:

They Have All Our Bases!!!