QOTD: What Would You Buy From SkyMall?

Well, if you’re like me, you’re having a really hard day dealing with the bankruptcy of one of the world’s best catalogs to ever make its way down the shitstream from God’s trash can on the crap ferry to hell. SkyMall.

Why, oh why, SkyMall were your items always so hilariously needless, but comforting all the same? When would you ever need a Bigfoot Garden Yeti Statue? But then, why wouldn’t you?

Anyway, we think John Legend’s wife, and strange, but haunting cry-face maker, Chrissy Teigen says it best:

Yes, world, SkyMall will be missed. It truly is the Gadget Addict‘s picture of Christ in a Hammock that no one ever talks about, but all should never do without.

So I ask you, friends. What would you buy from SkyMall? Or what sort of things would you wish a SkyMall would invent?

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