‘Passed Out Juggalos’ Is the Last Good Reason to Have a Facebook Account

Juggalo passed out at gathering of the juggalos

It turns out that Facebook isn’t just a vast wasteland of cat photos and status updates about going to the gym. It can also be used for useful shit, like taking pictures of stoned people when they pass out at the annual Faygo-and-bath-salts party known as the Gathering of the Juggalos.

This post is slightly NSFW… because really people, these are Juggalos we’re talking about. 

Yes, there’s actually a Facebook Group called Passed Out Juggalos. It is quite possibly my only remaining reason for still having a Facebook account. It’s simply a photo feed of (mostly) Juggalettes posing with various face paint-wearing high school dropouts and Jiffy Lube assistant lube technicians who had a few too many bong hits at their almost unbelievably dirty White Trash Woodstock.

two juggalos passed out together
They really are a cute couple. Too bad they missed the 4 a.m. spread-ass-cheeks show!
juggalo with green hate passed out at gathering of the juggalos
Is that a fanny pack? I’m so disappointed in the entire Psychopathic Family for letting that happen.

girl pretends to give oral at gathering of the juggalos

passed out on ground at gathering of the juggalos

juggalo with 4loko
Yes, that is an empty can of Four Loko. Are you at all surprised that Juggalos enjoy that fine beverage? People of taste and class simply gravitate to its charms.

Please come stab my eyeballs out. But wait, first let’s shotgun this can of 4LOKO. Woo woo!

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