It turns out that Facebook isn’t just a vast wasteland of cat photos and status updates about going to the gym. It can also be used for useful shit, like taking pictures of stoned people when they pass out at the annual Faygo-and-bath-salts party known as the Gathering of the Juggalos.
This post is slightly NSFW… because really people, these are Juggalos we’re talking about.
Yes, there’s actually a Facebook Group called Passed Out Juggalos. It is quite possibly my only remaining reason for still having a Facebook account. It’s simply a photo feed of (mostly) Juggalettes posing with various face paint-wearing high school dropouts and Jiffy Lube assistant lube technicians who had a few too many bong hits at their almost unbelievably dirty White Trash Woodstock.
Please come stab my eyeballs out. But wait, first let’s shotgun this can of 4LOKO. Woo woo!