Is there anything better than March Madness? The upsets, the nail-biters, the non-stripperish cheerleaders from small town Kentucky. The NCCAA tournament truly has it all.
We’re going to spend the next few weeks pondering the insane ramblings of Billy Packer. We’re going to wonder what sort of brown liquor Bob “Huggie Bear” Huggins drinks with his breakfast every morning. We’re going to spend countless hours considering the most efficient method for murdering the Plumlee twins (Answer: wood chipper). And best of all, we’re going to figure out a way to convince ourselves that our shitass school is destined for Final Four greatness.
We call it Crassballin’.
Welcome to the first annual official Crasstalk March Madness Bracket Contest. To join in the fun, all you have to do is click the link below:
CLICK HERE TO FILL OUT YOUR BRACKET
Password: honeybadger
You don’t have to pay anything to participate. Go fill out your bracket now so that you can join in on all the Duke-hating, trash-talking fun we’re bound to have over the next few weeks.
Oh yeah, here’s the good part: We have a bunch of awesome prizes donated by our sponsors:
and the official bar of Crasstalk.com, Mario’s Fishbowl, in beautiful Morgantown, W.V.
Here’s what the winner will get:
- A 6-pack of wines from www.WineDreamer.com
- A $50 gift certificate from Mario’s Fishbowl
- An official high quality Mario’s Fishbowl down fleece sweatshirt
- An official high-quality Mario’s Fishbowl thong (seriously)
The second-place finisher will get:
- A three-pack of wines from www.WineDreamer.com
- An official high-quality Mario’s Fishbowl t-shirt or girlie tee
- An official high-quality Mario’s Fishbowl thong
Booze, sexy underwear…. if nothing else, Crasstalk knows what you like. Now go fill out your bracket.
