The Frozen Tundra of Canada

Jonathan Goldstein is a miserable nebbish who will forever be stuck in the frozen wasteland of Canadian radio, broadcasting to no one. His friends mock him, his parents coddle him and his ex-girlfriends hate him. Mainly because he has a tendency to call after midnight – drunk – asking if he can come over to sleep in the same bed as her and her husband so that he can get a good nights sleep. He is pretentious. He is self-centered. He is egotistical. Jonathan Goldstein, one could say, is a terribly boring troglodyte who just so happens to be the most brilliant figure in entertainment radio. Continue reading →