project runway season 9

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Project Runway Season 9: The Devil Wears Nina

So, how many souls have you consumed today?

This, this, this, this, this, this is the search for the next big fashion designer. At least, it’s the fourth episode of this season. Four episodes and we still have no explanation why the judges are in the show opener and not the contestants. As always, there’s spoilers inside, so click at your own risk! Continue reading

Project Runway Season 9 Recap: Girls On Stilts

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Wasn’t it just a moment ago that Bryce was spared and Non-Gay Mormon Josh was sent packing? It seems like no time has passed at all and yet once again, Project Runway appears in homes, apartments, and gay bars across the land.

Ready to titillate, shock and confuse you are Heidi “Think Big, Really Big” Klum, Nina “It’s Terrible” Garcia, and Michael “Drama Doesn’t Mean Tacky” Kors. As always, there are spoilers inside, so click at your own peril. Continue reading

Project Runway Season 9: Pet Sounds

The pages on the calendar fly past so quickly, and the viewing audience are once again confronted with the terror of Heidi “Crazy Eyes” Klum, the formidable prowess of Meana Garzilla Fashion Editor For Marie Claire Magazine, the razor-sharp bon mots of the bitchiest orange in New York City, Michael Kors. As always, there are spoilers inside, so click at your own peril. Continue reading

Project Runway Season 9: Blood on the Runway

My little chickens, are we really back here again? How quickly the time flies from season to season. It seems like just yesterday that Mondo was robbed. Ah well. The pen, having written, moves on, and so do we. On the other hand, Miss Heidi cashed her check from the Lady Parts Network so she’s ready to crank up this production and watch the bodies fall. As always, recaps are chock full O spoilers, so read at your own peril.

Are we really “going to shake things up” again, just like we did last season? Well, not exactly like last season. This time Heidi exhibits serious Schadenfreude Face as she tells us that 20 designers were invited, 16 move to Atlas and 4 are eliminated before the first challenge. Continue reading