How To Impress Your Family With Pie

Last fall, I was unemployed. I spent entire days in my (parents’) house, watching Criminal Minds marathons on A&E while eating popcorn and feeling fairly hopeless about my life. When I started having dreams in which Matthew Gray Gubler was saving my life by being a really adorable genius, I figured I needed another hobby, or at least something to occupy my brain before I required a serious Criminal Minds intervention. This is when I started baking.

i hate cream cheese
I made this cheesecake.
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Things You Can Now Do If You Take Your Multivitamins

My good internet friend sent me a link to this story and, like all news stories on the internet, I briefly scanned it, barely digested what it was about, and started making jokes about it in my head.

The story seems to be about a study that has found there’s a correlation between taking multivitamins, feeling a sense of invulnerability, and doing risky and/or stupid things. Continue reading →

Occupy Toronto Being Evicted

This morning Occupy Toronto is being evicted from its camp at St. James Park.

A legal fight was put up last week, with Occupy’s lawyers seeking a court order to quash the eviction notice issued by the City of Toronto, but were unsuccessful.  Toronto is the latest in a string of evictions by Canadian cities seeking to crush the Occupy protests.  Earlier last week, injunctions were granted against the occupations in Vancouver and Victoria (the provincial capital of British Columbia).  Two weeks ago, police forcibly evicted occupiers in London, Ontario, and in Halifax, Nova Scotia protesters agreed to move the location of their occupation, and once they had moved they were all arrested. Continue reading →

Super Squats: The Holiday Flab Edition

Now that we are in the home-run stretch of the holiday season with the Thanksgiving feasts, company-sponsored Christmas parties to attend and all that comes with New Year’s Eve debauchery; we’ve got to be mindful about how we finish off the year and start off the next one. Continue reading →

GOP Debate Liveblog-Offensive in Any Language

This week of Thanksgiving, let us remember that we can at least be thankful that all but one of these people have NO chance of becoming president. Tonight is ostensibly about foreign policy and national security-areas where the GOP is typically pretty consistent. Sadly, this may mean that the candidates won’t have their favorite scapegoats tonight-Obamacare, gays, and poors. At least, not our gays and poors.

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