Is This Scribbled Note Thomas Kinkade’s Will?

Thomas Kinkade, the artist of choice for people who like Jesus, either left giant sums of money and homes to his girlfriend or to his separated but not yet divorced wife. If the girlfriend of 18 months, Amy Pinto-Walsh, is to be believed what follows is a will that Kinkade wrote himself leaving her $10M, two fancy homes and original paintings. Continue reading →

Pinterest And Its “No Boys Allowed” Perception

It’s been a few months since we last checked in on Pinterest. When we first started hearing about this little site that used “pinning” to share ideas, interesting odds and ends, and cool stuff found around the web, we thought it was the next step in streamlining all those tidbits people post on Facebook and Twitter that may work better to serve an audience already primed to readily accept those things we once cut from magazines or gleaned from a personal email. Continue reading →

The Five Best Telenovela Faces In Last Night’s True Blood

True Blood is the worst, guys. My boyfriend said last season, “Man, they’re not even trying to hide the fact that this show is just weird creature porn.” Well put, boyfriend! Well put. Anyway, the only way I was going to continue watching this mess was if I had the opportunity to point out how terrible it is. I mean, how many times can I point (publicly) out how great Eric would look giving me a mustache ride?

And so without further adeiu, the five best (worst?) telenovela faces in last night’s episode, “Turn! Turn! Turn!”  Continue reading →

Penguin Perversions Perplexed Polar Pioneers

Dr. George Murray Levick, a scientist attached to the 1910-1912 Scott Antarctic Expedition, observed an entire breeding cycle of the Adélie penguins at Cape Adare. He was shocked to witness males trying to have sex with dead, presumably frozen, females as well as other male penguins. He also noted that males would engage in sexual coercion of females and chicks, occasionally killing them.

These findings so disturbed Levick that he wrote his notes in Greek, so that only educated men could decipher them. Once back in Great Britain, he published a paper in English titled Natural History of the Adélie Penguin, but the penguin’s mating habits were deemed indecent and removed.

50 years later, Dr. Levick’s original notes were found among the artifacts of the Scott Expedition and the secrets of the Adélie penguins have been exposed.

The Hell Are They Wearing? 2012 Tony Awards

Last night, the stars of the Great White Way took to the red carpet to honor themselves and their superior thespianism above all other artforms. Purple Rain reigned supreme, though some pulled it off better than others. For an example of how not to do the royal color, see after the jump. Continue reading →

Mad Men Post-Mortem: The Phantom

Let’s talk about last night’s episode and share our thoughts, links to excellent recaps, and (of course) hilarious gifs! A few of my own thoughts after the cut.

WARNING: THE POST AND COMMENTS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS. DO NOT ENTER IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, JERK. Continue reading →