The Most Honest Obituary Ever Written

Val Patterson passed away on July 10th, but had the foresight to write his own obituary and he had a few things to get off his chest. His obituary is a model for how all future obituaries should be written.

We’ve all done things we regret and should have come clean about. For Val one of those things was a bit of burgling he did in 1971.
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The Daily Sausage – Tuesday Edition

Electoral Viagra, Nihilistic Ayn Rand Objectivists Who Champion Complete And Utter Radical Individualism, “Small” Political Donors, Darrell “Torquemada” Issa (R-Salem), Sheldon Adelson Is A Terrible Person, and The Mittstorm Cometh 3: The Search For A Good Copyright Lawyer. Continue reading →

Retroactive Retirement is the New Plausible Deniability

RMoney’s campaign is making increasingly desperate statements defending, denying, and obfuscating his apparent continued stewardship of Bain Capital from 1999 to 2002 and trying to turn the ship around before it hits an iceberg. On CNN’s State of the Union yesterday, Romney adviser Ed Gillespie told Candy Crowley that the presidential candidate had “retroactively retired” from Bain Capital. Gillespie was asked to clarify the 1999 Press Release from Bain announcing that Romney would be taking a part-time leave of absence to manage the 2002 Winter Olympics. Continue reading →

What Would Mom Drink?

MattyMcBoy told me that when he heads to the wine shop he often thinks, What Would Mom Drink (WWMD)? While I can tell you that I never drink the dreaded wine that shall remain nameless, I don’t like to overpay for wine. There are some dynamite wines under $15 a bottle.  One of my favorites is just under $10.

So send me your recipes and I will match you up with some good but inexpensive wines.  Send me your recipes at feedthebadger at gmail dot com this week and I will put up a post later this week with the best food wine pairings. Continue reading →

Black Aggie, Black Aggie, Black Aggie

Black AggieThe legend of Black Aggie is one of Baltimore’s most popular legends. Ask anyone what they know of Black Aggie and all will have an experience to share. Black Aggie is a cemetery sculpture located in Pikesville’s Druid Ridge Cemetery, a few miles outside of Baltimore City. It is a life size statue of a  seated woman draped in a shroud. Her head is bowed and she is black in color and in mood.  During daylight, you can see the amazing detail and artistic beauty. However, encountering her at night her presence is ominous and threatening. No grass or plant life will grow around her. Continue reading →