A Texas woman has been accused of shooting her husband in the stomach when the two argued and the husband threatened to hurt the cat. Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Continue reading
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So, have you ever wanted a power nap in the middle of day, or while in an airport, on a train, in a library, or at your work desk, but you just couldn’t find the right kind of comfortable face-enveloping, head obscuring, mole-man with arm holes, pumpkin-esque, plush, Martian helmet to do it in? Continue reading
Let Ryan be Ryan, the Second Term Timebomb, Romney 9000, John Weaver on Obama, the Second Coming, Econotrolls: An Illustrated Bestiary, Sympathy for the Doofus, China’s non-aircraft carrying aircraft carrier, the Old Ball and Chain, Scott Walker breaks the hypocrisy meter, and CEO pay and the myth of transferrability. Continue reading
Vile space gangster Newton Leroy Gingrich hosted a campaign event on his luxurious orbiting pleasure barge, Infidelicus, for reptilian GOP Senate candidate Todd Akin. Akin, a widely despised man-lizard, has been something of a laughingstock since he revealed in an interview his total lack of knowledge about how human babies are made. Continue reading
Some company that makes fancy fashion symbol cellular telephones made news this week for finally releasing its own mapping software, only 16 years after Mapquest first came out. People get excited about anything Apple does, but black-turtleneck brigade has nothing on Google’s Directions in 3D feature.
I know that sounds boring, but the name “Directions in 3D” doesn’t do it justice. Have you ever viewed the Tour de France and watched in awe as they show you those epic, swooping helicopter shots of the race course? It’s like that.
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Mitt Romney has no idea how airplanes work
Speaking at a fundraiser Saturday night about the emergency landing that occurred while his wife was aboard.
“When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no – and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous.”
Joe Biden, or Uncle Gaffey as some of us like to call him, is known for his congenial nature; his ability to mingle with the regular folk, sip a beer, riff with the working man about his life in Scranton, PA, while getting real up close and comfortable. He likes to have your undivided attention when he’s sharing all his stories. Anything less, apparently, just won’t do. Well, this all may be a little too much for one senior citizen. Behold. Continue reading
Well, the thrice winning Louis C.K. had nothing to worry about so it seemed, even if he so eschewed the whole “awards thing.” Which became a hilarious meme in itself, right? Why so serious, Louis?! Yeah, we know, the Emmys. But for Amy Poehler, perhaps the night should’ve gone another way. Continue reading