Even Joe Scarborough is Embarrassed by Romney’s Neediness

Mitt Romney is without a doubt the most painfully awkward man in the world.

Joe Scarborough, known Republican and morning political chat show host of MSNBC’s Morning Joe, had a tough time yesterday sitting through the excruciatingly, awkwardly horrid Mitt Romney attempting not to be shown up by running mate, Paul Ryan, while at a recent campaign stop.

Continue reading →

Super Squats Challenge


Commitment. In so many things in life, the idea of commitment is enough for a person to shriek, recoil, and walk away. When we first set off on this journey on July 25th, we had a five month commitment to get ourselves fabulous legs and backsides just in time for the winter holidays. Now here we are, entering the third month of our challenge. If you have, let’s say, taken the scenic route towards our goal, now’s the time to come on back. Continue reading →

Is Mindy Kaling As Irreverent As She Thinks She Is?

After The Office‘s Kelly Kapoor, played by Kaling, garnered few laughs from this reviewer, we were a bit doubtful whether we’d like her take on the latest entry into “Lady Hot Mess” that she’s set to introduce us to over the course of this inaugural season of The Mindy Project. Continue reading →

The Daily Sausage – Wednesday Edition

Never this close, The Stench, Allen West: Angel of Death, TARP for Romney, David Brooks’ bomb shelter, GOP Strategist: Voter Fraud = Complete Bullshit, Paul Ryan: Total Hypocrite, The Complete Guide To America’s Jobs Crisis And The Failure Of Monetary Policy Using Animated GIFs, a special message to Conor Friedersdorf, confronting a troll, and the GOP is most definitely not racist. Continue reading →

To Be Filed Under: “I Can’t Even”

Mitt Romney’s Greatest Achievement? Being Rich and Famous.

Speaking at the St. Patrick’s Day breakfast in Boston in 2005, Mitt Romney, we assume, attempts a joke describing his aspirations. Heh. Yeah, somewhere therein lies the truth.

Continue reading →

Run-On Sentence Challenge

Back when I was a sophomore in high school, I loved writing verbose, overly-wrought sentences to express my ‘intellect.’ Invariably, Ms. Egan would get out her red pen and circle a sentence and write RO in big letters. Yes, I committed the grammar error of a run-on sentence. Continue reading →

NFL 2012 – Week Three Run-Down

TrophyWell it was definitely an interesting week 3 in the NFL with upset, controversial calls and some pretty serious injuries. I am pretty sure I got hammered on picks this week but that’s because one week of the year the NFL goes all parity whacky and the “Any Given Sunday” theory kicks in. Let’s get to it shall we?

The Great Brain Robbery – I call it this because so many things happened at the end of the Packers/Seahawks game that I am pretty sure the replacements had their brains stolen and replaced with rocks before the game started. Ignore the fact Golden Tate committed such an obvious case of offensive pass interference that a four-year-old could have thrown the flag. Continue reading →