The Hell Are They Wearing? 2013 Golden Globes

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Our beautiful hostesses (Amy and Tina, not Ryan and Guiliana OR Matt and whatshername), guided us through an entertaining night of fake shock *cough* Les Miserables and Homeland *cough*. Per usual, the real action was outside on the carpet. It was wild! Let’s take a look. Continue reading →

2013 Golden Globes Liveblog!

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Welcome to the first (and best) awards show of the season – the Golden Globes! This year, the performers and industry people will be made fun of by the power team of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler – HURRAY! Grab your favorite drinky, break out the fancy snacks, and let’s hunker down for a fun night. Continue reading →

The Second Coming of Lindsay Lohan

liloThe following is a rundown of the methods employed by an experienced director coaxing an unwilling performer sulking in a walk-in closet to film a four-way adult scene.

Filmed incorrectly, the scene might win a Razzie. Get it right, and the rest of the film would click into place.

Pope [the film’s producer] found two porn actors to play the other participants. The woman walked through rehearsal completely naked, bragging that she refused to conform to porn’s norms and shave her pubic hair. Lohan freaked out. Continue reading →

Yes, You Should Get a Flu Shot This Year

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The Centers for Disease Control are reporting an upsurge of reported seasonal influenza cases in the past couple of weeks indicating that we may be in for a particularly nasty Flu season. Even if you do not normally get a shot, this year you should. Continue reading →