Our beautiful hostesses (Amy and Tina, not Ryan and Guiliana OR Matt and whatshername), guided us through an entertaining night of fake shock *cough* Les Miserables and Homeland *cough*. Per usual, the real action was outside on the carpet. It was wild! Let’s take a look.
The New York Times nicely packaged the trends: black lace overlay, red, plum, neutrals, black, white, and navy.
There were heartbreakingly ill-fitting dresses for Jessica Chastain and Rosario Dawson. Newcomers Katherine McPhee and Olivia Munn stunned. While veterans like Halle Berry and Nicole Kidman just said, F*CK YOU, I’M MORE FAMOUS THAN YOU.
However, the low lights all fell into one category: too much skin. Eva’s leg, Rachel Weisz’s measles outbreak, and JLo’s everything. Just put it away for one night!
Best: Jennifer Garner looking like a frosted raspberry popsicle in Vivienne Westwood.
Worst: Sienna Miller looking like she got lost in Candyland on the way to the show.
Rockstar for life: Helen Mirren. Full stop.
Most age inappropriate: Sarah Hyland has too many years ahead of her to be aping Sophia Vergara now.
