Booze Review: Tito’s Vodka

TitosVodkaI admit it, I’m a vodka snob. Not because I have such discerning tastes, but because I hate a hangover, and I like to drink a lot of vodka. Nothing better to me than a (or some) nice, crisp, straight up, vodka martini just a little dry. Must have three olives, an even amount is bad luck, you know. (Learned that one from an old time bartender friend, who served them when it was still okay to have martini working lunches.)

To me, the vodka cannot taste too starchy or sting like rubbing alcohol when it touches my lips. Obviously, as a martini drinker, I like a vodka that I can drink straight. I find the starchier and less smooth the vodka, the greater the hangover. Continue reading →

How to Enable CloudFlare for Sub-Domains and Non-WWW Domains

cloudsWhen enabling CloudFlare through our hosting provider’s (Media Temple) built in integration a strange thing happened. The integration looked great and appeared to be setup correctly but we were only seeing a small trickle of pageviews reported by CloudFlare, one or two per day when we regularly get many thousands. Here is how to properly enable CloudFlare to service a website through Media Temple that uses a subdomain or does not use WWW to prefix the URL. Continue reading →

Living in America is Obviously Awesome

While America is not quite having the “moment” the city of Toronto is having, its particularities are still entertaining to the rest of the world.

Apparently, driving three hours to a store where you can buy hand lotion, a lawn chair, a six-pack of orange soda, the Breaking Dawn soundtrack CD, and a shotgun is not all that common around the rest of the world. Sounds like people are jealous! Continue reading →

Hot Lazy Summers in The Big D*ck Kitchen

It all started when we got a delivery of corn syrup. I worked in a seaside candy kitchen, and we had a tank suspended from the ceiling about the size of a tanker truck you would see hauling fuel on I-95. A lot of corn syrup goes into your candy. Continue reading →