While America is not quite having the “moment” the city of Toronto is having, its particularities are still entertaining to the rest of the world.
Apparently, driving three hours to a store where you can buy hand lotion, a lawn chair, a six-pack of orange soda, the Breaking Dawn soundtrack CD, and a shotgun is not all that common around the rest of the world. Sounds like people are jealous!
At least our money doesn’t smell like a food product. It smells of chasing dreams.
However, money that smells like food should be America’s proudest product. Maybe the fact that it’s not is why Governor Cuomo of New York has such a pissy attitude over the Peace Bridge.
When in doubt, or when your patriotism is called into question, get yerself some Fritos Chili Pie and burst out into the national anthem. You know, the song no one knows the words to.
h/t to LaZiguezon for the Peace Bridge link
h/t to GenderFenderBender for the Mayor Cracky link
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