There’s a good old fashioned showdown in Texas, today. Texas Tech vs. The Longhorns. Who wants to bet me that Matthew Mcwhatshisface will be there? Michigan vs. Iowa is also underway; Michigan State and Minnesota are all tied up.
Later, the South Carolina GAMECOCKS will square up against the Arkansas Pig Sooie! No. 4 ranked Stanford (what up, PAC-12) will be running over playing the Oregon State Beavers *snicker*. No. 3 OOOOOOOOklahoma State Cowboys will be trying to tame the No. 14 Kansas State Wildcats.
Most of the country will be watching No. 1 ranked and ONCE UPON A TIME BCS champs LSU play No. 2 Alabama tonight. There are going to be A LOT of drunk people there. Let the smack talk begin!