Wednesday Political Sausage

In which we discuss Very Serious People.

  • “Remember: self-defense.
  • “GOOD SHOT ZIMMY. lol”
  • “If we don’t do better among Latinos, we are not going to be talking about how to get back Florida in the presidential race, we are going to be talking about how not to lose Texas.”
  • Romneybot 2.0 still needs some QA testing.
  • “a kind of economic Harper’s Ferry“.
  • Cannons to the left of him! Cannons to the right of him! Boldly into the jaws of death, rode Congressional Republicans.
  • I’d like to point out that you never hear about Democratic candidates calling most of the last 100 years or so unconstitutional.
  • It’s funny this keeps rearing it’s ugly head.
  • Apparently the Romney campaign has never heard of YouTube, where everything a public figure has ever said can be uploaded and shared with the entire world, and then downloaded and spliced into campaign videos, which portray your candidate as an unprincipled carpetbagger who will say or do whatever it takes to get the mouthbreathing rubes that constitute your electoral base to turn out in just enough droves to keep this election from turning into the Fifth Labor of Hercules. That would be the one where he redirects a pair of rivers to clean out the Augean Stables. Hint: in this analogy, Congress is the Augean Stables, and Congressional Republicans are the gigantic piles of cow shit.

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