Biblical Male Erectile Dysfunction Insurance Coverage and Prescription Guide

All of the media attention goes to female birth control because the Biblical stance on ladies is solid, but what about male erectile dysfunction (ED) medication like Cialis and Viagra? What are the Biblical implications of allowing those pills to be covered on company provided insurance or for Christian doctors who want to prescribe ED treatment in good faith?

This guide will help companies and doctors of good morals uphold Christian values.

ED drugs must be used in the confines of holy matrimony – ED drugs lead directly to intercourse so it’s important to verify that they will be used by men who are married in a church. This precludes men who were married in a courthouse, atheists married by a non-Christian religious officiant, domestic partnerships, unmarried couples living in sin, divorced men who did not receive a Biblical divorce (thus making their second marriage an abomination unto The Lord) and men who were married in a non-Christian faith.

By carefully interviewing your employees or patients you should verify that their marriage is Biblical and proper.

ED drugs must not be given to men with a wife on birth control – The purpose of ED drugs is to allow for procreation when the man is unable to procreate. If his wife (as defined above) is on birth control then the ED pills are not being used for procreation and are being used for lustful purposes.

ED drugs must not be given to men with a barren wife – Just like when a man’s wife is on birth control, when she is barren she is unable to conceive thereby negating the need for ED treatment.

ED drugs must not be given to men who use the rhythm or pull out method – The rhythm method leads directly to a lack of conception and is therefore unacceptable. The pull out method is even worse. When Onan spilled his seed rather than impregnate his brother’s widow he was struck down.

ED drugs must not be given to gay or bi-sexual men – These men are going to use the benefits of the ED drugs to have relations with other men.

ED drugs must not be given to adulterers – These men are likely to use the ED drugs in conjunction with out of wedlock intercourse.

These guidelines can be tricky to implement, but careful attention must be given to ensure that each and every sperm can fulfill its duty to find and fertilize an egg.

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