When I last posted about this journey on July 10th, I had traveled 40 miles from my starting point. Today, 21 days later and in week five of this 13 week challenge, I have only traveled only 48 additional miles. This is no bueno. Continue reading
Daily Archives: July 31, 2013
Delusional man-whore and disgraced former Congress-skank Anthony Weiner and his attention-starved genitals are leaving the New York City mayor’s race. In a statement released on the popular genital-flashing website CheckOutMyJunk.com, the congressman, his scrotum drooping with defeat and sadness, said; “Hey Girl HEY! Check out my mad junk, YO! Also, it is with regret that I announce that I am withdrawing my candidacy for mayor of New York. To the good people of New York and to the HOT CHIX of CHECKOUTMYJUNK.COM, I want to thank you for this opportunity to serve you HOT PIX OF MY STEAMING MAN-MEAT AW YEAH!” He also posted gif images of himself making masturbatory gestures. Continue reading
It’s Take Your Pants to Work Day. Continue reading