Apparently flying spittle is all the rage in certain gun nut circles. First Wayne LaPierre goes on Meet the Press with barely contained flecks of doom-dribble eeking out from the corner of his lips. And now, ranting shower head, Alex Jones, spit-flings an entire rage diatribe at CNN host Piers Morgan. He then follows it up with another batcrazed rant for his YouTube followers. Let’s take a look at some of the most insane parts of Jones’ commentary. We’ll also employ the help of the Christopher Walken Rage Response Meter. Walken is a longtime hater of guns.
“Hitler took the guns Stalin took the guns, Mao took the guns, Fidel Castro took the guns, Hugo Chavez took the guns, and I’m here to tell you, 1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms!”
“It doesn’t matter how many lemmings you get out there in the street begging for them to have their guns taken. We will not relinquish them. Do you understand?”
“The Second Amendment isn’t there for duck hunting. It’s there to protect us from tyrannical government and street thugs.”
“Bloomberg, AP, Reuters, you name it — brag that they’re going to get our guns as well. They’ve taken everybody’s guns, but the Swiss and the American people and when they get our guns, they can have their world tyranny while the government buys 1.6 billion bullets, armored vehicles, tanks, helicopters, predator drones, armed now in U.S. skies, being used to arrest people in North Dakota.”
[To Piers Morgan]”You’re a hatchet man of the New World Order. … You think you’re a tough guy?? Have me back with a boxing ring and I’ll wear red, white, and blue, and you’ll wear your Jolly Roger.”
“The way this’ll work is, ‘oh, see here they were protesting gun grabs and some crack dealers shot them. If something happens to us, we’re killed by crackheads, it was the NYPD or the mafia [Bloomberg] hired.”
