There’s a party at a rich kid’s house.
1) “Whose boyfriend is gay and she doesn’t really mind, seeing as this is what she wanted right now and he looks good? Besides, her manager actually likes her having a ditzy queen in her life, as opposed to someone who might boss her around?
Woman:
Her Boyfriend:” [Village Voice]
2) “Which middle-aged scion of an incredibly rich clan was supposed to be the clean one, but she’s back in a cr*ck house, more of a mess than ever?” [Village Voice]
3) “Which aging diva turned down performing at the Queen of England’s Diamond Jubilee in London because British officials would only pay for her hotel and airfare but balked at her demand for an exorbitant performance fee? The notorious cheapskate didn’t even RSVP to the queen’s invitation, so they settled for Grace Jones instead.” [National Enquirer]
4) “When someone gets fired, how obligated is the person who gets fired to make the person who did the firing look good? This boss is really pissed off at his subordinate for acting like an ass, and wants them to step aside to allow someone else to step in. But he’s got a delicate balancing act to pull off.
If he fires the subordinate for doing the same thing they have been doing all along, then the boss looks dumb for selecting the ass in the first place. If they manufacture some other excuse (e.g. “stepping down for health/ personal reasons”), the lie would be so transparent as to make the boss look a liar.
The only thing we know for sure is that the replacement is thrilled by the recasting decision. Not that she’ll be able to show it. She’ll have to act very serious and professional and look like she had absolutely no part in the firing. She is going to have enough to deal with if she actually gets the part.” [Blind Gossip]
5) “Which feud supposedly started years ago when she said “Who the fuck is Diane Warren?” and he thought she said “Who the fuck is Dionne Warwick?” (That level of ignorance pissed him off and he went ballistic about it. From there, the grudge grew like a fungus.)” [Village Voice]
6) “She’s changed her mind! She doesn’t want to do this again!
She did the fake relationship thing before, and it ended very badly for her. So she met with her management team this week to try to stop the new relationship. They are insisting that this is the boost she needs to push her new project into the spotlight. She is young – and not strong enough to say “No” – so the relationship will be moving forward.” [Blind Gossip]
