Guess ’em!
1) “We might have called the making of this new celebrity couple in one of our previous blinds, but what we never expected to happen was the possibility of a fallout from a different celeb. This C list performer and television star has apparently been trying to set herself up with the male celebrity in the new relationship for several months now. Through her management and team, she was hoping for a meeting so she could go on a real date with him. She’s apparently been a fan of his for years now and been biding her time. When she saw pictures of his current ‘relationship’ she was furious and fired her publicist. She plans on inserting herself at some point into a place where she’ll be able to accomplish her goal of being his latest gf.” [Buzz Foto]
2) “We’ve heard whisperings that this recently engaged celeb is struggling after finding out the news that her betrothed is already married to a woman that lives in a different state, and has children!” [Buzz Foto]
3) “Which 50-something Oscar-nominated actress is a costume designer’s worst nightmare? She’s been known to pinch the most expensive fashions from her film sets and return the pricey duds to high-end department stores!” [National Enquirer]
4) “Which legendary singer is so addicted to Popeye’s Fried Chicken that she had it delivered to a recent red carpet event? The aging Grammy winner mortified guests when she sat in a swanky hotel lobby chowing down on the greasy chicken straight from the box!” [National Enquirer]
5) “Today I’m introducing you to dads. Both of whom are the parents of actresses. Both of them are about as bad as it gets when it comes to fathers. One has pretty much escaped, but the other, well, she is not so lucky.
The first dad has been in trouble with the law and has a daughter who was once a promising B list movie actress. At a young age he started grooming his daughter for stardom. He would always put her in front of the camera. He also gave her lots of special attention. Not the kind of attention a man should be giving his daughter. He would take her head shots and as she got older and entered her teens he also started taking more risque photos of her and that led to them having sex. He even got her pregnant once. He would not let her date and was reluctant to ever let her go to school. His hard work on his daughter’s behalf paid off and she became successful. He could not handle the success though and the attention she started getting from guys. He made her live with him and continued to photograph her and also filmed them having sex. Her once promising career has now become a drug abused mess who will never truly get better until her father dies. He still sends her out for auditions but is there for everyone and has made himself and his daughter a pariah in the acting community.
The other dad actually got lucky and his daughter hit the big time. Not A list, but a big tween star. He also enjoyed special time with her, but it was not actual sex. He molested his daughter, and not just the star. He has other kids and now that his eldest is too big and has fought back he has set his eyes on his other kids. The talk that he wants more kids just sickens me.” [CDAN]
