Do you have a soccer fan who already has every jersey, scarf and Official Team Wine of his or her favorite club? Are you racking your brain trying to figure out what to get him or her, be it a birthday or holiday? Here’s a list of more, er, unique gift items for your favorite ultra:
(1) Auto valve cap: For the extremely detail-oriented car owning fan (offered by Borussia Dortmund).
(2) Fresko gel: For fans who are very concerned about their computers getting overheated, there are small overpriced thingymajigs to put under their laptops (offered by AC Milan and Inter Milan).
(3) Garter: From Tottenham Spurs’ website, presented without comment:
Do you need something new or something blue for your big day? Or maybe you just want to spice up a special occasion with this Spurs garter.
(offered by Tottenham and Newcastle. Newcastle also offers a full lingerie line.)
(4) Landing net: Show your love for the team and fish at the same time (offered by Marseille)!
(5) Mood toast stamp: Show team pride while eating breakfast! Put this with your bread in the toaster and your toast will have the club’s seal on it (offered by Arsenal, Everton, Liverpool and Manchester City)!
(6) Satellite antenna: So the aliens from outer space can know which club you support (offered by Borussia Dortmund).
(7) Snuff: Not content with its bonbons and wine collection, Bayern Munich provides fans with its official team snuff (offered by Bayern Munich).
(8) Super glue: According to Borussia Dortmund’s website, this glue will stick like balls* to the gloves of the team’s top goalkeeper (offered by Borussia Dortmund)!
* Meaning soccer balls. Get your minds out of the gutter, folks.
(9) Superhero costumes: I will claim not to know you if you wear this (offered by Liverpool).
(10) Wig: Chelsea FC thinks you would like to vaguely resemble someone who vaguely resembles Sideshow Bob (aka David Luiz) (offered by Chelsea).
Honorable Mentions:
- Artwork featuring a player’s footprint (offered by Liverpool)
- Blue nose (offered by Everton)
- Electric guitar and amp (offered by Everton and Manchester City)
- Inflatable boat (offered by Marseille)
- Keyboard stickers (offered by Juventus, also has a pink version)
- Lip balm (offered by Borussia Dortmund)
- Television (offered by Everton)
Any “interesting” fan merchandise offered by your favorite team (doesn’t have to be soccer/football)? Post ’em!
Photo by Bobson Media (CKSA Sofia Red Hearts Fans)
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