Well, here we are at another GOP Debate. Again! Forever! This time we’re primetime and on a major television network. CBS what have you wrought? No more schlepping with Anderson Cooper or making time with shouty Jim Cramer. Tonight it all goes down in South Carolina and the focus is on foreign policy. Gulp. Heh. Nope, I’m not gonna say it.
Let’s just watch.
8:04 Does Michele Bachman’s eyes look all batty already? Sheesh.
8:05 Soul Pizza has mentioned two “secondly(s)” in a list of three. It seems counting will continue to be a problem tonight.
8:07 Romney starts in with an Obama bash, wastes some time on that, and then argues time with the moderator…however his podium air conditioner is working wonders! Everything else is mouth-mash until he runs out ot time and argues with the moderator again.
8:11 Perry time! He’s already sinking. Not answering the question and now just rambling. This won’t be good.
8:13 Santorum complains that he’s not popular. Awww, Santorum. We have no idea why you’re still here.
8:18 Huntsman and Bachmann get no applause. Not enough KILLING OF THE TERRORISTS in their comments.
8:19 OKAY ROMNEY YOU DON’T LIKE OBAMA! What the hell are you going to do? “I don’t agree with the president. I don’t agree with him. Not at all.” This isn’t high school.
8:23 Perry is trying desperately to convince us of something. What? He may not know but he’s certainly fired up! “No money!” “We didn’t ask you that, Governor Perry.” “NO MONEY!”
8:29 DID YOU SEE BACHMANN MUGGING FOR THE CAMERA BEFORE THE FADE OUT? HA! She was unblinking with a frozen smile on her face. Crazytown. The look of a maniac.
8:35 Newt is a smug asshole. That is all.
8:36 Soul Pizza is talking in circles. JUST WHAT?
8:39 Moderators play Gotcha! with Perry. Basically the mods called Perry an idiot.
8:41 Okay. Waterboarding. Who’s for torture? Bachmann and Cain: “ME! ME!”
8:47 Newt Gingrich says to kill people. Yes, we’ve entered that portion of the program.
8:50 Romney has a predictable debate pattern: Complain, bash Obama, say the word “America.” No solutions.
