I must take back an earlier statement that the GTL/DTF/insert-appropriate-acronym crew shows little interest in learning about their cultural surroundings. Check it, they are really getting to know the local emergency services! So far, they’ve had contact with the police (Snooki’s car accident) and the ambulance (when Mike hilariously did us all a favor and smashed his own head into a wall). This is a disturbing trend. We can only hope the fire department isn’t next on their checklist.
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Did that graphic say Mistake #1? I’m pretty sure Snooki’s made, like, 3,582 others.
Man, JWOWW should have smashed Mike’s head into a wall instead of just talking to him about Snooki. That would have been funny. Yes, I’m not a very nice person.
Wait a minute, is Mike’s friend named The Unit? Really? He would be friends with The Unit. Figures.
It’s only GT day? What happened to the L? Was it excluded?
Mike is such a little bitch. Here’s my question: why is no one asking him why he’s friends with someone named The Unit?
Again, I have to use Ron as the crazy barometer. When Ronnie is staring slack-jawed at something you’re doing, you’ve got problems.
I can’t wait for Paranormal Activity 3!! I know, I know.
Sicily! Now this should be interesting.
I’m not used to Ronni and Sammi acting like normal people. There’s still 44 minutes left, though, so that can change.
Even Ronni looks like, “how did I get stuck in a house with these crazy people?”
Snooki’s hat. A bedazzler nightmare.
I never tried Red Bull. I get my caffiene the old fashioned way – mainlining coffee.
Ha! Does Mike think that hood makes him invisible or something?
I rate that glass toss a 9.5, minus .5 for improper form.
What is she going to throw next? Will she get a super adrenaline rush and toss that table? That would be pretty awesome.
Maybe it’s me, but I find it creepy that these people screw around while their roomies are in the next bed. Then again, if these people gave a fuck about inhibitions they wouldn’t be on this show.
Snooki’s DONE with Mike! Let’s see if this is Ron and Sammi done, or done for real.
Oh, my. Looks like Jenni gets attacked by a killer hat coming up.
Woo hoo! Road trip!!! Let the hijinks begin!
I’ll see your Sicily trip and raise you Tuscany. Not sure whether the girls or boys emerge victorious, but – whoever wins, Italy loses.
Sigh. Of course Mike goes for the obvious Godfather/Sicily reference. He’s such a dick.
What’s up with Ron this season? Not to beat a dead horse, but he’s been super mellowed out. Did they threaten to kick him off the show? Or did he run out of money to pay his steroids guy?
I’m all for using Sitch as target practice.
The winery obviously doesn’t know these girls. Like they care about the region, the vintage, anything except chugging that shit?
The girls are obviously in an ugly hat competition. I call a three-way tie.
I don’t think Nicole understands the concept of cheating.
I wonder how Vinny’s family feels about being on display, on display, on display. Each and every day, every day, every day. What, this isn’t the RHoNJ live blog? Sorry.
Crashed out on the floor, sloppy drunk. That’s pretty familiar to Snooki.
I guess without the drama with Ron, there’s not that much to Sammi, huh?
JWOWWW is like the voice of reason here. I never thought I’d ever type that sentence.
Poor Snooki. Why aren’t her stupid friends telling her how AWESOME she is???
Ok, Snooks, I’m really tired of the whining. Shut it, kthnxbai.
Four bros, hanging out, doing manly shit like bonding. Awwww.
Two things: (1) it’s hilarious Snooki calls her dad to bitch about her love life, and (2) her dad is Facebook friends with Jionni?? I don’t know which one is more odd.
Snooki, trust me – Jionni’s doing you a favor changing his status to single. Or maybe he’s doing her a favor.
She tells her boyfriend that she hooked up with Vinny but doesn’t want boyfriend to get mad. I don’t think she understands how this works.
If Jionni comes to Italy to kill Vinny, will he beat his landspeed record from the last trip? Place your bets!
Sounds like Pauly is done with the trip to Sicily. It looks beautiful there.
I hate to give Jionni any credit, but he’s probably right. Nicole doesn’t give a shit about him. But he’s giving her another chance! She’ll proceed to fuck it up in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .
I love random Matrix references. Vinny is so awesome.
Ho-kay. Why wouldn’t Snooki confirm whether or not Vinny got it in before calling her boyfriend? God, what an idiot. I can’t really feel bad for her.
Next week: Deena tries to beat Snooki’s 9.5 throwing-shit-at-Mike score! I wonder if people on the street throw random shit at him? I know I would.
It’s over already? Sadness. See you next week, and thanks for coming!
