Despite being raised by our saintly mother not to be sharia-loving America-haters, my brother Trash_Melon just had to be different and converted to Islam in 2002. He has impeccable historical timing, obviously.
He’s patrolling the comment section answering all your questions about Islam, Muslims, Al Qaeda, Cat Stevens, burqas and why kebabs are so delicious when you’re drizzunk. So go ahead and post a question in the comments so he can answer with some sort of Bedouin keyboard ululating.
Oh, and for all you single Muslimettes, that’s him on the left next to noted theologian Tonya Harding.
