When Hillbilly Hand Fishing Goes Horribly Wrong

My husband woke me up and told me this story. I asked “Is that an urban legend?”

“No” he replied. “It’s Arkansas”.

In an eerie scene that reads like a cross between “The Hangover” and “Deliverance”, Brett Cummins, a television meteorologist got himself in some hot water. He had to chat with police on Monday after he woke up in an empty bath tub with a dead man who was wearing a dog collar. When Cummins woke up, he ran screaming out of the bathroom and threw up on the carpet. A witness, who lives in the house, said he, Cummins and the dead man had partied and used drugs the night before. Cummins has been released.

This is the inevitable result of mixing Hillbilly Handfishing and Meth. When questioned about the relationship by police, Cummins said “He’s got a pretty mouth.”  Comment.

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