http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYBpYC_QCMg&feature=player_embedded#!
OMG
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR GIANT RATS NEW YORK
Ever wished you had a recording of your day? This guy actually does.
Pro-tip:STOP SMUGGLING ANIMALS IN YOUR PANTS.
Like thrown rocks at cars? Be prepared to get a crossbow bolt in return motherfucker.
Pro-tip: don’t have sex on top of your patrol car in view of surveillance cameras, cops.
This dairy cow was like,“Oh, you want to make me a hamburger, bitches?” and ran away, and then they caught her 🙁