The decline of Western civilization continues apace.
Tonight, you have choices, people. Choices! Sure, you can flex that big brain and check out the seventeenth GOP debate (this a weekly thing now?). Or, you can celebrate anti-intellectualism and join us for the Jersey Shore live blog. Just how done are Sammi and Ron – well-done, or medium rare? Will the editing gods bless us with another relatively Sitch-free episode? How will Snooki fare at the police station/hospital/whatever? That last storyline seems worthy of its own spinoff.
Whatever you do, pick your sides carefully. You’re either with us or against us.
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UPDATE: Guys, sorry that I could not blog this epi. The server monkeys were cranky tonite. Now that we’re back up, a few observations:
Situation creeps me out. I don’t know why, he just does.
Seeing Snooki melt down over her asshole boyfriend was really hard to watch. Vinny nailed it, though – Jianni certainly knew who and what he was getting with Snooki, so getting upset now??? Really made no sense.
I kept waiting for J-Wowww to turn into J-POWWWW!! and punch Jianni’s lights out when she was chasing him through the streets of Florence and he totally ignored her. I’m convinced she can take him.
At first I wondered just where on earth Jianni was going with his bags and all. But since MTV probably brought him to Italy, no doubt they’ll spring for a pop ticket for him to go home.
Speaking of Jianni – what an ass. Glad he’s gone.
Nicole’s a total goofball, but c’mon, girl is harmless. Her housemates need to take her out, get her good and drunk, and . . . oh, wait. That’s what started the whole thing in the first place. Never mind.
