Hello! This is over-medicated with synthetic thyroid hormone Newsbunny! My hands are shaking! My heart is beating! It beats with the LOVE OF NEWS! Yes, I’m talking to the doctor today and I will be my sad misanthropic self tomorrow!
Come with me on a magical news journey!
- Everyone got together and bitched about the budget.
- Damn.
Don’t touch my space junk! - Someday I would like some diplomat/politician somewhere to just say: “You know what, Iran? Fuck you. Seriously.” Instead we get “serious concern.”
- Just go the hell home already. Royals.
- Oh, she looked good. Smooth, like glass. And when she touched my needles, if you know what I’m saying, I felt all the parasites of the world fall away. But when she left, after I’d downed the scotch I save for when the night is dark, and the stars are bright but too far away, and my thin blankets aren’t enough to keep out the cold — that’s when I knew something had gone terribly wrong. Love. It ain’t my game.
- Remember: The cheese stands alone. Seriously, this is kind of awesome.
