Tuesday Morning Headlines

The big news today is Rod Blagojevich got his ass handed to him in court yesterday. A jury found him guilty of 17 corruption charges.  “I, frankly, am stunned,” said Blagojevich as he left the court house. There is a number of other things happening also including plenty of war crimes.

  • The LA Dodgers filed for bankruptcy.
  • Muammar Gaddafi is now officially a very bad person as the International Criminal Court has issued an arrest warrant for him over accusations of crimes against humanity.
  • Texas passed a law making it illegal to touch your “private parts” during a security screening. But I consider all my parts to be private.
  • Four Khmer Rouge leaders go on trial.
  • A number of boats will be attempting to break the navy blockade on Gaza in the up coming days.
  • There are now psychics involved in the Casey Anthony trial.
  • Apparently LulzSec has called it quits.
  • Apparently a lot of people support Michele Bachmann. But why!?

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