I like to party, you like to party, we all like to party. But do you party as hard as these six ballers?
Tim Thomas, Zdeno Chara, Patrice Bergeron, Milan Lucic, Brad Marchand, and Shawn Thornton know how to do bottle service correctly. Their bar tab totaled over $156,000 from one night at the Foxwood’s Casino. I’ll grant you $100,000 was spent on 1 30 liter bottle of Champagne, but here’s a list of six other things they could have bought for $26,113.29 (each person’s share of the tab.)
1) 290 Full Kegs of Bud Light – These Real Men of Genius bought 135 bud lights that night, but why do that when each of them could have had 290 kegs of pure drinkability apiece (minus keg deposits)?(Keg Prices)
2) 1 brand new 2011 Ford F-150 XL – These six are definitely some guys who are serious about being EXTREME, what better way to do that, than with a brand new half ton pickup truck in the middle of Boston?
(http://www.Ford.com)
3) 1 year in the Bahamas – They could have lived the average life of one person in the Bahamas. The GDP per capita is a little lower than $26,113.29, but I figured they had to buy a round trip plane ticket.
(IMF)
4) 1 Blackberry phone – OK, here’s another ridiculous thing, but I’ve been looking for a reason to let people know that it exists. Each of them could have matching black diamond Blackberry cell phones. It is set in 18 karat black gold and used 1400 diamonds that weigh about 15 carats in total. Since there were only 10 made, our Bruins need to hurry it up. (Fuck Anyone Who Owns This)
5) 1 average person’s undergraduate student loan debt and subsequent trip to Europe to “find themselves”– Average cumulative loan debt from a four year institution is $22,656, that would leave each of our athletes about $3500 to spend in Europe the summer after they graduate! What a deal! http://www.finaid.org/loans/
6) Pitch in together and just bought a fucking bar. Screw one night of fun, they could have just bought a damn bar, in cash (Seriously, Fuck These Guys).
Dammit, I wish I was rich.
Tab image – Buzzfeed
